Well Hello,
Male, Female, Other, Lizard, Potato, Cat or whatever you are.
Welcome to my bootyful trash palace, as you can see everything on here is trash... Oh yessss...
If you ever need to ask me for anything, just send me a lil note. I will read it as soon as I open this lil app on my phone.
enjoy your stay, I shall prepare some tea and cake for your stay
*bows*